Bro: give me the name of all the good animes before you die.

Me: Never!
I’ll take it to my grave!

Oh god, I played around with the cotton buds a bit too much and I started bleeding from my ear and I panicked like crazy. I didn’t push it in too far (my ears are far too tiny and sensitive for me to even get close to the eardrum, but it still freaks me out like crazy when you suddenly starts bleeding aND IT WON’T STOP AND YOUR BRO IS NO HELP AT ALL.

I was reading online for whatever else it could be while panicking at Skype with tissues stuffed into my ear.

Me: “If the infection starts spreading, the whole ear will get swollen and turn red.”
Yes, I know, I am going to die.
THANK YOU NET DOCTOR.
Oh god now I got to the disgusting part.
Nope nope nope.

Bro: just use a tissue like when you’re having a nosebleed

Me: It’s not helping!

Bro: I bled in my ear last weekend and it helped

Me: Dude, I don’t even know the last time you SAW a doctor.
You’re like mom. “Bah, you don’t break your foot by such a short fall. There’s no need for a doctor.” (mom actually did fall and break her foot and this was her reaction to it while cringing on the floor in pain)
"Put some ice on it and get some sleep."

Bro: we must be like connected like twins, my nose is bleeding!

Me: Probably you who started it!

Bro: i did start bleeding before you said anything so probably.

Me: ”Blood from the ear can also be a sign of something serious, such as a head injury or cancer.
Aha, so now I have cancer as well.

Bro: stop reading stuff like that :P

Me: Okay, forum then;
(sends him a long post of some gal panicking over a similar situation and she talks about some weird blood clot and starts freaking out over if it’s a piece of her brain or something.)

Bro: ehum

Me: WELL THEN
SO NOW I’M BRAINDEAD AND I HAVE CANCER.
WELP, IT’S BEEN FUN. I SHALL NOW LIE DOWN AND DIE MISERABLY.

Bro: close your browser and start playing animal crossing or pokemon, it’s the only cure.

Me: I don’t have time for cats’ fish-problems and tracking down apples for bunnies when mY EAR IS LITERALLY MURDERING ME.

Bro: bleh, my nose won’t stop bleeding

Me: Bleh, my eAR IS A WATERFALL

Omg, I just registered my first Swedish streetpasser, there’s no map for Sweden, it said “New region” even though I LIVE HERE, and then it said “Congratulations, your first encountered Mii in ages!”
Well excUSE ME.

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Okay, so have something I need to get off my chest.

I’ve… been pretty down lately. And by lately, I mean practically all summer.

Someone very dear to me in the family, the most important person in my life, is ill. Very ill… And all my life I’ve tried to prepare myself for the worst to happen to anyone dear to me. Because I’m very clingy to those I love, which are few. But I’m not. I’m not ready to lose people, I’m not ready to see people go away, I’m not ready to watch my loved ones suffer.

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This sweet Japanese girl at LINE Play wanted to chat, but my phone was being a bitch and kept lagging and disconnecting me. orz;; And every time I tried to tell her my kanji was bad, it kept trying to end our whisper. dfsagsdg

Turned out they were in the middle of an maintenance. ;;;
Good thing she sent a friend request so that I can apologise to her later.

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Somehow, it’s relaxing just doodling bunny-selfs in Paint while neglecting sleep.

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Pen pressure’s not working, Photoshop is laggy as fuck, SAI refuses to work at ALL, tablet is bugged up and won’t let me turn off “touch” so slightest little touch from my hand/arm and it starts highlighting everything on my screen.

I am feeling slightly irritated and have realised Paint is my only friend..

I’m still surprised when I see I have a message.

I’m still excited when I get a new follower.

I’m still happy when a post of mine actually gets notes.

And I still appreciate each and every one of you who continues to follow me no matter how silly, or annoying, or weird I am.

(Source: louisthrustingskills)

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Anonymous asked : bunnies don't have shiny butts they have fluffy butts nwn

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Who said I was a bunny though.