May 2012
Watchshavingryansprivates:
how to paint a squirrel
“…and I’m not gonna stop until I get you to smile.”
– Beastboy to Raven in Teen Titans the animated series, episode: Aftershocks. (via coriechan)
Watchyummytomatoes:
maomi:
Name ten things that aren’t Skrillex
I ALWAYS SKIP OVER THIS VIDEO, BUT I FINALLY WATCHED IT LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
SCREECHING
Psst. Changed my icon. ~
When you pretend that you understand the shit that...
sodamnrelatable:
via sodamnrelatable
I hate it when I originally pick the right answer...
sodamnrelatable:
When the answer was announced:
And you’re like:
Nooooo!!!
via sodamnrelatable
I try to deflect with humor... it just doesn't...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello!
Stranger: m/f?
You: somewhere between the two
Stranger: a tranny?
You: no, I'm not a transsexual woman. also, "tranny" is a slur.
Stranger: im sorry. what are you then?
You: I'm genderfluid. So some days I wear a bra and some days I wear a binder, depending on what's most comfortable that day.
Stranger: hmm, do you have a dick?
You: Good sir, I must protest! A gentleman's underthings are no one's but her own!
Stranger: so, yes?
You: It's interesting how everyone always assumes they know exactly what my genitalia are. And that it's any of their business.
Stranger: well, why dont you just tell me
You: I don't know, why do you care so much?
Stranger: why wont you tell me?
You: Same question.
Stranger: hmm. i want to know because im curios
You: At this point, you've gone beyond curiosity into demanding a virtual peek into my underwear. My body is no one's business but mine, my partner's and my doctor's
Stranger: but i am i stranger, what harm could befall you if you just told me?
You: What right do you have to know?
Stranger: i honeslty have no right to know. but i wanted to ask
You: You've already asked. Several times. And each time, I've said it's none of your business.
Stranger: a little persistence never hurt
You: Yes, actually. Yes it did. Dickweed.
Stranger: you, are a very sensetive person
You: Refusing to take no for an answer is refusing to respect my boundaries. You know who else refuses to respect boundaries? People who assault other people.
Stranger: you are annoying.
You: Oh, and you're not? What do you win if you pressure me into telling you? You make me feel less safe. You make it harder for me to live my life as genderfluid.
Stranger: i couldnt possibly imagine befriending you in real life, you are bitchy
You: Likewise, then :)
Stranger: its like you purposly let me in on a secret and when my curiosity was peaked you slammed the door
You: No. My genderfluidity is not a secret. It's who I am. My genitalia are just irrelevant to it, and also none of your business.
Stranger: well, i disagree
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Tim Burton: so I was thinking of making a movie about-
Johnny Depp: yes
